seaslimes:

God grant me the strength to finish my ArtFights, the courage to finish my ArtFights, and the whimsy to finish my ArtFights.

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Thank God for grass brushes actually. Totally forgot that I had them.

God grant me the strength to finish my ArtFights, the courage to finish my ArtFights, and the whimsy to finish my ArtFights.

Nonbinary Tgirl, call that a transtheminine.

Submitted my first food safety report to the official FDA online portal & I will not lie. That was kinda fun. Who knew that incredibly specific government processes of documenting unsafe products was the exact sort of data-entry activity that hacks my brain into focus.

Anyway, if you bought some La Banderita Flour Tortillas in the last couple days with lot number OLE25034U or this barcode:

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Check that sucker for mold! Especially if you haven’t opened it yet & there’s no visible moisture inside the bag ‘cause that’s how we found ours.

Favorite part of my gay faggot relationship is that we can discuss cosplaying Lancer & Roulx Kaard with statements like: “—And you can carry an automatic recall dog leash for effect.”

They should make a brain that doesn’t stay up all night on that damn phone.

Finally saw The Grand Budapest Hotel. What a film.

pangur-and-grim:

speaking of autism, I had this girl bring me over to her house, and she sat me down on her bed and stripped and changed into a new outfit, and I was like “wow, she’s so comfortable with nudity. that’s healthy.” and then later someone told me she had non-platonic intentions and I was like WHAT??????🤯🤯🤯

seaslimes:

Best part of evil women OCs is that I can draw them doing anything I want. Worst part of evil women OCs is that I have to draw them doing anything.

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Would you say no to this face.

Best part of evil women OCs is that I can draw them doing anything I want. Worst part of evil women OCs is that I have to draw them doing anything.